even gifs move more than i do

(via orgasm)


my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

(via orgasm)

how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

(via orgasm)


it’s weird how people talk bad about strippers but no one says anything about the people who go to see them

(via weednoise)