spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(via orgasm)


fuckoffcats:

there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night 

(via orgasm)


Person: what keeps you up at night?
Me: the thought of wanting drugs in my body

zayrn:

there’s literally no point in teaching girls to be body positive if you only use men’s opinions for validation like “boys like girls with curves” nah get that the fuck out of here

(via weednoise)